Sample Chapter of A Silly Student The Worst Day （Part I） I woke up at 7:00 A.M, March thirty-first. You probably would think that today is a normal day, but it’s special for me-It’s my birthday. Though, it is my birthday, the day I was born, but strangely, my parents would always forgot my birthday if I didn’t remind them. Seriously, I doubted about my parent’s memorizing skills. I thought they probably got Alzheimer’s Disease and would forgot everything including breathing or doing the sex with each other when they are old. If they are proved that they got this kind of disease, I would be happy about, but actually without my birthday, they could memorize all things even it happened when they are childhood. This conversation list below was my parent’s conversations: ‘’ Did you remember the day I was gotten advance job in the US military,’’ my father said this to my mother when I was 7 years old. Unfortunately, while they are talking about this, I was forced to sleep, but because I am a smart boy, I could pretend I am falling asleep and heard about what my parents are talking. ‘’ Yep, and that day you are stating me that you loved me and you wanted to marry me. I couldn’t forget that day,’’ Mom said, kissing my father’s face. Holy Shit! Is this an R movie? ‘’ Did I be a major general that day?’’ my dad asked. ‘’ Probably.’’ ‘’ Oh, I see!’’ Whatever it looks like an R movie or otherwise, it still could prove that they are good at memorizing. Returns to the subject, I woke up and sat on the bed. I was stretching myself and tried to prepare to go to the school. I didn’t know that something happened in this school. My room was empty and that meant all of my roommates are in the main school building to have their fucking tests now. Holy Crap! They didn’t wake me up and tried to make me be late for the school. They are very bad Asses, I thought. Though I’ll be late for school, I still did things step by step because I didn’t want to make any news in Taiwan, that’s weird. When I finished cleaning my bag, taking the textbooks I’ll use today, I walked out the residence and used the access that connect the main building (3F) to the school. Using a lot of powers, I got to my class. I put my bags on my chair and started saying hello to my classmates, but I didn’t see anyone in the class, though the lights and the fans are opened. ‘’ What’s up?’’ Asking myself, I opened the classroom doors, which were just closed by me. They are all disappeared, I found out. I walked to the hallway and tried to call any names I knew. ‘’ Eric,’’ ‘’ Mason,’’ ‘’ Ben,’’ Using a loud voice, I called, but no one answered me. Suddenly, I heard someone making sounds on the road on 1F. I looked the window and suddenly I knew what happened: some terrorists occupied our school and tried to fight against Taiwanese police, the weak. I saw one man standing on the stairs of our integrated activity center, holding a gun, wearing the bullet proof vest that has letters on it. I tried to look clearly but I couldn’t. I just could know the clues from approaching them. ‘’ Shit!’’ I said. These kinds of sights are seen in the screens, but this is my first real experience about this. I thought this is dangerous to approach them. ‘’ Peter, you the stupid, come here,’’ someone called me and that sounds like Eric, my best friend in this school. I guessed he is in the toilet, the dirty place. I walked to the toilet silently and opened the door. All of my friends were gathering there, the toilet. I think there are probably 4 or 5 people and that isn’t including me. ‘’ Hey, Eric,’’ I called his name, Eric, a very handsome boy (though he isn’t as handsome as me). He didn’t look well and I thought that he was surprised about this, the attack from maybe IS, the bad organization. ‘’ Don’t be sad, my dear,’’ I cheered him up, but unfortunately I couldn’t find the real reason to cheer him. The situation for us is not good. ‘’ I have ways to defeat them,’’ I thought I probably lied him. ‘’ Really?’’ Now he asked me, nodding his head. Ben, the man next to Eric, was nodding, too. I washed my hands in the toilet and keep talking to him about out situation. ‘’ Yes!’’ I said. ‘’ We may have less weapons, but we knew more about this school. If we could use this advantage, they probably would be defeated.’’ ‘’ How could we use?’’ Ben asked. ‘’ This would need a complete and useful plan,’’ I answered him. ‘’ First, we need to get out of this silly toilet.’’ I couldn’t endure the dirty place and I gave them the request, however I didn’t think that somebody would accept my request. Just as expected, Eric disagreed my plan. ‘’ Man, did you know going outside is dangerous?’’ Eric asked in reply, sitting on the dirty floor. I very doubted: have somebody cleaned this silly toilet before? Though I wanted to ask them, but I bore because I know there’s something important than this, defeating the bad guys. After he asked me in reply, I started thinking about the geography of our school, many rooms, many hills. Suddenly, there’s something appeared in my brain: many hills. ‘’ Guys, I know the way to defeat them,’’ I announced it happily, pointing at Eric. Eric is confused about my action, but I didn’t care. ‘’ We have no weapons,’’ Ben said. I knew about his concern, but in my plan, weapon is not necessity. ‘’ So you planned to wait the police?’’ Ian asked Ben, using a low voice. ‘’ Come on, Ben! The police couldn’t help us get out of this fucking school.’’ ‘’ Yep, I thought following Peter’s plan is better than waiting the weak police,’’ Eric supported me. ‘’ Ok, so what’s your plan?’’ Ben asked me. I took out a pen that I forgot to put it on the desk of my residence. I started drawing on my hand by my blue pen. Thanks to my father, he taught me a lot about the military’s strategy plan and now it became useful. ‘’ First, we have to go to a room but not the bathroom because if they found us, we have no way to escape,’’ I said. ‘’ Then, when we were in an empty classroom, somebody needs to go outside and tried to make IS chase us.’’ I told them about my awesome plan and I thought they are enjoying my plan. ‘’ What’s next?’’ Ben asked me. ‘’ Then, Eric, yep it’s you, punched the person who had a gun,’’ I said. ‘’ So at the first, I need to hide, right?’’ Eric asked quietly. ‘’ Yep!” I answered, nodding. After I taught them the plan, we started standing up and getting out of the silly bathroom, containing a nervous emotion, feeling scared. I knew: if Eric didn’t make the person who had a gun in a comma, then today is our last day because we would die. I couldn’t pretend like before, I just felt nervous, too. We went to the fourth floor and hid in the classroom, the place we played tennis basketball, we let Eric hid on the balcony behind the classroom and started waiting for their fucking chasing, the IS. ‘’ Who is brave?’’ I asked them except for Eric. They didn’t answer me and just looked at each other, waiting for the volunteer. ‘’ I could,’’ suddenly Ben yelled at everybody. ‘’ The coward couldn’t, but I could.’’ When he said this, everybody was clapping his hands for him, the brave guy who volunteered to die. Wow, a brave guy, I thought. ‘’ Ok, we’re up,’’ I ordered. ‘’ Everybody who haven’t been assigned the job, please come with me.’’ Only two people, Ian and Clarence, walked with me. We sat on the floor behind the door and we just waited for the chasing from the fucking IS. ‘’ Where are they, the facilities and other students?’’ I wanted to ask them at beginning, but I couldn’t because we have no American time (much time), even we had, we still needed to talk about our plan. Clarence and Ian looked at each other and didn’t know how to say it. While they’re pretending a couple, I asked myself: Why would IS know this school? This school is smaller, sillier, dirtier (Well, the basketball court good) than other school, if they wanted to make people die or learn lessons, they should go to other school such as our father of nation (You know what I’m talking), the school that copy our best school league in US (You know what’s that), the school that are controlled by a salacity group etc. but not our school. But well, if they attacked us, they’re going to enjoy the hell I prepared for them. Using Peter Collins’ spoken, ‘’ if you fucked me, we will fuck you back,’’ this is their fault to attack us, not out mistake to fuck them back. Back to the words, I didn’t see any of shit walking in this floor. I very doubted: Did they see the trap I prepared for them? If not, why didn’t they come? The terrorists should check every floor to make sure there’s no person, doesn’t it? I called Ben back to this classroom and asked him to make them chase us, whatever the way he use, but now I very regret about that ‘’ use anyway’’ spoken because it’s too bad. When Ben went back to the hallway, he used some bad words to attract IS. He took a book (it seems like Koran) and started rending the paper with talking something I couldn’t interpret, ‘’dood Allah.’’ (I apologized for his misbehavior), soon some people with black headgear and black clothing came. They found Ben in the hallway and prepared to shoot him, but Ben isn’t a stupid, he started running, following my plan. The fucking people chased him when he started running. As my plan, Ben opened the classroom and ran in. Soon, the ‘’fp’’ came in, too. When they thought we were going to die, suddenly Eric opened the door and appeared in front of them. Then, he used his strong hand to punch the ‘’ fp’’ and the man was in a comma. The gun was falling on the floor in the classroom and Eric picked it. We knew that this is great for us, but we still couldn’t relax because another people came in the classroom, too with a gun and the clothing I’ve told you before. ‘’ Peter, go now!’’ Eric said, approaching the men. ‘’ What about you?’’ Ben, Eric’s best friend, asked him. Eric didn’t say anything and just kept switching his hands. Both we knew that this is a symbol for ‘’ get out’’, the signal. ‘’ Bye, Eric!’’ Waving my hands, saying goodbye to him, leaving the room, I said. I guessed he would die, but next it doesn’t work as my prediction. We just ran and ran, escaping from IS. When we thought it’s enough, suddenly we heard some noise of explosion. ‘’ Amen!’’ I said. ‘’ Who?’’ Suddenly (he always surprised me) Eric appeared in front of us, me, Ben, Ian and Clarence. I was surprised when I saw him appearing in front of me because I thought he is probably dead at the explosion- I thought he is a ghost, but now I knew I’m wrong: He was still alive. ‘’ Nobody, we just blessed for the people who died at the explosion,’’ I lied him because I knew if I told him the truth; I probably would be the next person who died by his hands. ‘’ Oh!’’ I knew that he didn’t believe this fucking reason by me, nodding his hand, pretending he knew it now, standing on the stairs.